Dark was the Night
October 26, 2010
Came across this compilation album yesterday. I’m a bit late to the party, though I think everyone else is too or I would have heard about it about it from somebody. Instead I randomly caught an Arcade Fire song on CBC3 I’d never heard and went searching for it. I’m a musical Sherlock.
This album is incredible. I’d never heard The National Song on it and it’s gorgeous. “Take a bath and get high through an apple” is one of the best visuals found in a line I’ve heard in a while. All of it is good.
Check it out.
Nigel
October 22, 2010
In my final semester at Guelph, for my directing class, I had to direct a show.
The assignment was a funny one: we were to start a play from the middle, and direct it to the end, doing our best to make it make sense.
Never one to over achieve, I found a play that would make sense from any point it started: A Norm Foster play.
When Nigel came into Lower Massey for his audition, sunshine trailed in after him.
Had Nigel been reading a paragraph directly stolen from a first year sociology text, casting him would still be an obvious choice.
I remember that nobody had met him earlier… I think it was his first semester at Guelph. I remember laughing with my classmates at the flare this blond boy performed with.
I remember after he performed his piece, speaking to him and asking questions as a group, but somehow it felt personal, probably for each of us. Nigel spoke with charm, he made eye contact, he smiled… there was that sunshine again.
When Nigel answered one person’s question, he aimed his gaze at each of us, so that no one was ignored. From what I’ve read on his facebook page, he’s never ignored a single person.
Rehearsal was a lot of fun. The cast, my stage manager and myself became quick friends, and I can only attribute this to Nigel’s genuine kindness.
Everyone trusted him almost immediately and told him their life stories at his request, with the rest of us listening and taking his lead in making connections.
I remember the week of performances.
Backstage can be a place of tension, a place to let fear creep in and doubts get the best of you.
But not with Nigel there. I’d head backstage to check on my cast, and they’d be jovial and ready to put on a show. Again, Nigel’s doing. He was stealing my job… I didn’t mind.
I don’t remember the wrap party. Go figure. But I do remember that Nigel spent a great deal of time talking to my girlfriend. I think they had just met that night, or shortly before, and they seemed like they’d been friends for ages. I think they shared the same smile and sunshine trail. I realize now that Nigel had this effect on a lot of people. You’d meet him and feel like you knew him already… why else would a stranger be so friendly?
With Nigel’s help, I was able to take a silly little play, start it from the middle, and make it make sense through to the end. He stole the show, though I know everyone’s already made that assumption.
I met Nigel in the middle of his story. I didn’t know where he came from or the events that shaped him, but I see now that it was a lot of love that made him who he was. And I suppose I could have made that assumption myself, as that sunshine trailing after him that I mentioned before, must have been the love he carried around with him, and poured onto everyone lucky enough to know him.

Judging Books
October 13, 2010
Everyone judges books by their covers. It’s impossible not to. But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. I don’t think we need to strive, as so many teachers teach, to not judge a book by its cover. If we didn’t have a preconceived notion of what a turnout’s going to look like, we wouldn’t enjoy the surprise as much when the unexpected happens.
The obvious most recent rewarding example of a judged-book surprise is Susan Boyle, the hobgoblin that dropped the jaws of Britain’s Got Talent judges and soon thereafter exploded the internet via YouTube. The judges were prejudging, as was the world, and everyone got shocked and awed. When I was forwarded the link (thanks Joey for being on top of that), I was convinced that this would be the new William Hong (American Idol). Prejudged, Susan Boyle would be a reinventing of Hong, likely an even more hilarious audition, a catastrophic car wreck of a performance for my amusement. But when the opposite hit, and the surprise was induced, it was so much more. More enjoyable, more rewarding and more memorable than any right assumption of the book’s cover could have been.
I can’t stop watching this new surprise. At first glance, in the opening seconds, I prepped myself for a drug corner police take down, a turf war shootout. A real life scene from The Wire is what I had hopes for. “Y’all Gon Get Ur Minds Blown the #### Outta This World” is the title given to the video by its uploader, a friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook.
There’s not much out there that’s immune to over hype. But some things are. This is. Enjoy.
seizure
August 5, 2010
for a second you’ll think someone’s being funny
having a laugh making others laugh
but nobody’s laughing
so you’ll realize only a second later
that someone’s not doing so well
this moment
is one of someone’s worst
he’s on the ground when you turn the corner
still making those sounds so clearly now not meant to be funny
and probably everybody’s mind is at the same place yours is
realization
but because of those swimming lessons
first aid classes with practice scenarios
you’ll be looking for something soft
asking for a pillow while everybody stands there
in curious wonder
later you’ll feel embarrassed for taking your shirt off
like some wannabe hero
but if you didn’t get something soft
under his head
sooner than later
you would have failed that scenario
and this is an easy one
no surprise chunk of a hot dog lodged in his throat
or exposed electrical wire you forgot to check for
just the blood from his mouth that frightens you
until you realize he bit his tongue
and the terrified (terrifying) eyes
of a man that’s lost all his control
and is fighting for its return
BP Cares
June 17, 2010
I’m a bit of a Tshirt junkie. Which means I’m more likely to give money to a cause if you give me a Tshirt that says I did so. Especially if the shirt has a little pop culture mixed into it.
Have you heard of http://twitter.com/BPGlobalPR ? It was started by a guy using the alias Leroy Stick who believes that turning anger into satirical laughter is better than just being angry. If you’re funny about being mad, you get a lot more attention than if you’re just mad.
So, taking to social media he’s been able to get a lot of eyes on the problem at hand by tweeting out little tidbits about this giant human catastrophe in a humorous way.
I’m not saying there’s anything funny about this situation, it’s downright the saddest thing to happen to the earth maybe ever. But I’ve paid more attention to this guy than I have to Obama’s PR or any of the real BP PR (which smells like poo, btw) that’s come out.
Here is an amazing letter to the media from Leroy Stick, the guy behind it all. In it is also a link to the BP cares Tshirt site. I encourage you to buy one and give a little to support clean up efforts.
http://streetgiant.com/2010/06/02/leroy-stick-the-man-behind-bpglobalpr/
here’s a haiku
February 22, 2010
February woes.
I didn’t see you coming.
February. Whoa.


